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Last night at the Hallowe’en dance, I won the prize for Most Original Costume.

jellyfish

In other words:  the costume that looked homemade, had built-in lighting, and seemed as if it needed its own time zone.

Wearing a jellyfish body on your head covers lots of square footage, little did you know.  Also, drunk people sometimes think you’re dressed up as a lamp.

It made me realize what it must be like to be pregnant.

Or a bride with a giant dress.

First of all, there was the bride-with-a-giant-dress challenge of fitting a giant jellyfish head into a bathroom stall.

Jellyfish do a lot of giggling, when they pee.

Unfortunately, jellyfish don’t have bridesmaids to help out with logistics (although a very friendly dominatrix offered her help).

Then, there was the I-must-be-very-pregnant way people engaged with the costume.

That is to say, the jellyfish costume seemed to imply that strangers could get closer than is normally comfortable to me.  There were quite a number of people–pumpkins, the Sith, hippies, and tacky tourists–trying to join me under my massive jellyfish time zone, in a way that was slightly disconcerting.

Hands off the tentacles, people.

No jostling the jelly.

And, please put a few more clothes on, while you’re at it.  This is the jellyfish timezone, not stripper camp.

My jellyfish costume is kind of a (okay, grade 3) work of art as result of Practical Man and I spending more time than adults probably should on something like a jellyfish costume, but this is what happens when you have no kids and like to pretend you’re still 4, like I do, or you’re Practical Man and live with someone who likes to pretend they’re still 4, like his wife does.

Oh sure, I’m not really 4, but how can you not love Hallowe’en?

  • it’s got chocolate
  • it’s got dressing up in fun costumes
  • it’s got making stuff so you can dress up in a fun costume because buying a costume is just plain no fun at all (at least, for those of us who like to pretend we’re still 4)
  • it’s got twirling, if you play your cards right or plan ahead and have a floaty jellyfish costume that is perfect for twirling
  • it’s got prizes for best costumes (more chocolate!)
  • even if you don’t win, there’s chocolate.

Hallowe’en is just awesome.  Of course, I live in the country and no children ever come to our house, no matter how much we leave a trail of candy up the driveway or decorate the house (sniff!) but that doesn’t stop me from trying to buy goodies to hand out to the non-existent children or planning what I’ll wear.

Then, I  seek out every Hallow’s Eve dancing event I can possibly get myself invited to.  Often, it’s at the local village Legion which is fun because they always have a midnight buffet (with cake!) and everyone dances with everyone, which is like it was when I was a teenager in Germany so I get to simultaneously pretend I am 4 and 15 and what could be better than that?

The band is sometimes a bit painful but, really when it comes to dancing, as long as I can squint and recognize the tune, I’m in.  I’m almost positive that last one was Time Warp.  Or maybe, Werewolves of London.

Tra-la-la.

When he picked me up this morning, Practical Man had a great idea for my next costume.

Noooo, I can’t tell you what it is!  This is top-secret, super classified stuff.

All I can tell you is that next Hallowe’en:

  • there will be chocolate
  • there will be dressing up in fun costumes
  • there will be making stuff so you can dress up in a fun costume because buying a costume is just plain no fun at all (at least, for those of us who like to pretend we’re still 4)
  • there will be twirling, if you play your cards right or plan ahead and have a costume that is perfect for twirling
  • there will be prizes for best costumes (more chocolate!)
  • and, even if you don’t win, there will be chocolate.

Hallowe’en is just awesome.

glowing in the dark

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When we moved to our current house, I was very excited because of the magic drawer.

You know, the magic drawer that you put dishes in and then swish, swish, swish, swish, they magically come out clean.

Of course, Practical Man has been known to remove dishes from the magic drawer to wash them in the sink.   It bewilders me and I would never do it because I believe it is an insult to the magic drawer whose mere existence is…magical, in my opinion.

Anyway, I have loved the magic drawer from the first moment we met.  And, not just because there had been many times in my early 20s, when I hid dirty dishes in the oven when my mother came to visit.  The magic drawer sort of mesmerizes me (I am easily entertained) but my fascination has its roots in vintage times, when I was growing up in the 70s and 80s.

Me, drying dishes at age 6

Me, drying dishes (age 6). Do 6 year olds dry dishes anymore?

There was no magic drawer in our house.  Not until I had left home.  Behold the evidence.  (p.s. my mother would like you to know that she, like Julia Child, no longer has pegboard in her kitchen.)   Helping with the dishes and other parentally-inflicted hardships (like the lone, 13′” black-and-white TV we had until I left for university) allows my sister and I to tease our parents and feel smug about our “deprived” childhoods.  Some parents cry when their children move out.  Mine went on a shopping spree and bought all the modern conveniences we had been begging for over the years.

Anyway, no magic drawer.  Deprived childhood.  Years and years of doing dishes.  Boo, hoo, hoo.  You get the gist.   All perfect material for a modern-day family dinner party.

However, we did have dishwashing music.

The deal in our house was that my mom cooked the supper and my sister, dad and I did the cleaning up.  Far from mere drudgery of dirty pots and table crumbs, the “cleaning up” was my favourite part of any meal (especially if that meal had involved ratatouille or meatloaf–bleech).  The dishwashing collection was our dad’s pile of 45 records, some old, some new.  The only criteria for making it into the collection was that it had to have what he termed:  “a good beat”.

45 records

Some of the REAL dishwashing collection!

All the better for us to engage in our tra-la-la (I think that’s where it started for me), doo wap and bee bop.

We were like the Ellen Degeneres show except with tea towels.

It was a festive affair, the cleaning up.  It often took us hours what with the trading of DJ duties, careful selection of music, enthusiastic dancing (and dripping of water on the floor) and of course the…

A wimoweh, a wimoweh, a wimoweh…

A wah, wah, wah, wah, wonder…

One o’clock, two o’clock, three o’clock, rock…

Wah ha ha ha ha haaaaah…

one 45 record

It was not a magic drawer, but it was magic.  Around 8:00, our mom would appear from the basement (where she had no doubt been squinting at the tiny black and white television) and gasp, “Aren’t you done YET?!”

One more song.  Just one more song.

The dishes were done ages ago.   The tra-la-la, doo wap and bee bop of dishwashing music lasts forever.

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