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Last week, I traded maple syrup for mold.

What, what, what?

Maple Sap bucket full of sap attached to a tree

Yep.  You see, around these parts, it’s maple syrup season.  I wrote about the details of this rural Canadian pastime last year.  Basically, it means a whole lotta:

  • gathering of sap
  • obsessively clicking The Weather Network’s website to see if the conditions will be right for sap flow
  • collecting sap into barrels and piling snow from around the yard against them so the sap won’t spoil
  • obsessively clicking The Weather Network’s website to see if the conditions will be right for sap boiling
  • spending from early morning until evening standing over a giant, homemade, sap-boiling extravaganza while sticky steam gives you a sort of reverse facial and, if you’re me, you somehow get a sunburn on your legs, even though you’re not really an outdoor girl and you probably only helped for a grand total of 15 minutes AND you were wearing two layers of clothing
  • skimming and scooping and skimming and scooping and thwacking the thing that you used for skimming to get the sludge off and then some more skimming and scooping
  • and so on and so on…for about 4-6 weeks

Practical Man l-o-o-oves this time of year.  He is in his element.  That is, out in The Nature, that I love not quite so much, and making something out of mostly nothing.

What could be better?

Practical Man moving sap from one pan to another

He looks cute in his lumberjack shirt and he smells of yummy wood smoke after a day of boiling sap, so I go along with it.

What can I say?  I am weak for wood smoke and plaid clothing.

Anyway, the whole maple syrup thing, while quaint and stereotypical for some of us rural Canucks, is a LOT of work.  There are many more bullet points I left out of my list above, because I thought you’d get tired of reading them (and I know I get tired just writing them) and I definitely get tired doing more than a few of them, so I am pretty much only a sporadic cheerleader, inept and inconsistent skimmer, lunch runner and such.

I’m basically maple syrup middle management.

Luckily, Practical Man is not a complainer by nature.  Even though he’s married to a person who is a complainer about The Nature.

During one of the sap boils this season, I realized I had a bonafide excuse for getting out of maple syrup work and I gleefully embarked on it.

Dressed to kill, as you can see:

Me, wearing an elaborate breathing mask

We have recently met some new Boler Buddies–people who are in love with the cute, vintage, marshmallow-shaped trailers known as Bolers in Canada and Scamps in the US–and we have offered to fix up their trailer a little, so they could try camping in it this summer.

Boler trailer with orange bottom and cream top

This is our Boler Buddies’ Boler…but I’m sort of pretending it’s ours, even though I’m obviously giving it back once we’ve finished with its spa treatments.

Having two Bolers on our property made me as giddy as a Practical Man, boiling sap.

Tra-la-la!

So giddy, that I didn’t mind at all the first job involved with the little jewel:  scraping the un-adhered interior paint, applied by a previous owner, where it had been disguising some fairly extensive surface mold.

Mmmmm.  Mold.

And you thought my breathing apparatus getup was just for fun.

Scraaaaape.

Scraaaaape.

Scraaaaape.

Scraped kitchen walls in the Boler - paint chips everywhere and mold visible

I was scraping with a cool, rounded scraper thingy that only a Practical Man would own.  It didn’t damage any of the interior insulation (called Ensolite) but it niftily scraped off the loose paint.

From outside the little Boler, it sounded as if a very large rodent was trying to claw its way out.  But really, it was just a very large rodent who was not helping with the sap boil, whatsoever.

Ha!

Inside the Boler, there was lots of flaking paint.  Lots of surface mold.  But, the definite bonus was that I could pretend I was Darth Vader with a sunburn.

I do recall he was pasty like me, when they took his mask off.

Anyway, my arms jiggly from the scraping (yep, that’s why they’re jiggly), I then got to use one of my favourite tools:  the shop vac.

Wee-whoo!  I love me a shop vac.

Lady Gaga and I shop vac’d the flaking paint up a storm (and chipmunk droppings accumulated during the Boler’s 14 years bravely surviving The Nature).  There may have been some gyrating hips, I do confess.

What happens in the Boler, stays in the Boler.

Tra-la-la.

Copyright Christine Fader, 2016.  Did you enjoy this post from A Vintage Life?    Share on Facebook       Tweet

 

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“Could you call me Cordelia?”

Such was the plea of literary character, Anne of Green Gables, who disliked her plain name and was often in “the depths of despair”.

Anne of Green Gables

I’m not quite in “the depths” (it takes lack of sunshine and being out of ice cream to put me there), but I do get nervous when it comes to naming.  After all, bad name-related things can happen to anyone, in real life and in literature .   Kevin Henke’s loveable mouse, Chrysanthemum, who had always basked in her moniker, had a crisis when she went to school.

Who knew kindergarten mice could be so cruel?

I perhaps do more naming than the average person, although I don’t have children or pets.  I write children’s stories (lots of loaded naming decisions there) and disguise my friends’ names for this blog (lots of amusing naming decisions there) and I have a mini collection of vintage vehicles.   A vintage vehicle has such personality that I think it just naturally begs for a name.

If you think that’s ridiculous, remember, I have named derelict buildings that have tried to kill me and that I’ve known for a mere 30 seconds, too.

So, name the vehicles, I do.  Even though, there are some that advise against it.  They seem to think that

  1. it’s tacky and low-brow, or
  2. it’s sort of like naming a farmyard chicken or cow that you’re later going to eat for dinner.

Professional distance is the sensible advice one is given.

But, I’ve never been one for sensible advice.  Even though, I have discovered that naming a car can be more than slightly dangerous to my heart, in case they happen to be lost in a fire.

Still, I persist.  And now, I need your help.

First, a little background:

Naming our 1973 Beetle was easy:  it was yellow and white and daisies are my favourite flower.

My beetle

Such a cutie. Gone to the great motorway in the sky.

Said beloved car, lost in fire last November 24th.  Slight pause for tissues here…

Okay, I’m back.

Our 1974 Boler travel trailer had an obvious in-memoriam-inspired name because it was purchased with the help of our Grandma Helen.

Boler

Still deciding on what colour to paint the exterior.

I’m pretty sure her spirit hangs out in the Boler when we’re not using it.

That makes me happy.

Another slight pause for tissues…

Our not-vintage, red, small SUV started off as “The Chariot of Fire” and got refined to “Harriet the Chariot” and now, simply shortened to “Harriet.”

Even Practical Man sometimes goes along with the naming of a practical vehicle.  Especially when an attack deer hit Harriet last year and we nearly lost her, even though she had saved our lives just the day before in a wilderness survival dilemma of mythic proportions.

I really should buy stock in tissues.

Now, to the subject of my dilemma:  our 1970 Fiat 500.

our fiat

Object in picture is (even) smaller than it appears!

I wanted to pick a name that fit its diminutive size, Italian origins and my lean to the whimsical.

I ended up with Thumbellina, like Hans Christian Andersen’s tiny fairy.  We spelled it deliberately wrong so we could use Bellina for everyday.

Bellina means approximately “small, cute, beauty”, in Italian.

But, now that the Fiat has been around for a while, it’s becoming more and more apparent that its name doesn’t quite suit.

Our 2013 Fiat 500 seems more like the Bellina of the family – small, cute, beautiful and BOSSY.  She’s got a raging case of “BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!-you-have-had-your-seatbelt-off-for-exactly-2-seconds-BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!-to-drive-up-the-driveway-with-the-mail-and-I-am-going-to-BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP-until-you-put-it-back-on-BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!”

Two fiats

2013 Fiat 500 (left) – The Bossy One

She just seems like a Bellina.

Bossy, bossy Bellina.

It even has alliteration, to which, you may remember, I am addicted.

For the 1970 Fiat, I’m leaning now towards Gnocchi.

It’s kind of shaped like a little gnocchi, isn’t it?  And, I l-o-o-o-o-ove gnocchi.  They’re like eating little pillows of heaven.

Rear view Fiat 500

Even though, I realize that’s not grammatically-correct Italian.  One car:  but “gnocchi” is plural.

Little pillow (singular) of heaven, then.

So cute.

Now, I’m befuddled.  Is it low-brow and tacky to change a car’s name after it’s already been anointed?

I don’t know how you parents, with babies to name, can possibly commit.  Should I:

  • Stick with Bellina?
  • Change to Gnocchi?
  • Or, or, or, what about Polkadot?

As long as you don’t suggest Cordelia, I’m taking votes.

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